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There was a young woman who lived in her Choos.
She once had a house in a smart London Mews.
So spent so much on Jimmy the house had to go,
and with it, her Amex and husband in tow!
*originally from This little Piggy Went to Prada

There was a young woman who needed more shoes.
She looked at her wallet and knew what to do.
She raced off to Target and grabbed the chicest pair
and skipped out the door: a Recessionista without a care!
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